Today’s Sad But True Stories
1) I woke up this morning to water streaming out of my ceiling and onto my bed. This is disgusting. It occurred to me that I’ve seen movies based in New York where incidents like these make the city seem quirky, gritty, or even funny. Like “Oh ha ha..that’s New York for ya!” The people who made those movies have obviously never been awoken to dirty water saturating their beds. It is NOT funny. At. All.
2) I might have to burn my bed.
3) We are doing yet ANOTHER Michael Jackson promo. And while I was looking for footage, I stumbled across a montage of mourners from the week he died. For some reason, I found myself welling up in tears, which is when I realized I must have some sort of deep-rooted emotional damage. WHO IS STILL CRYING AT MICHAEL JACKSON?!!
3) I’m trying to save money, so I’m not buying lunch anymore. Today one of the interns walked by with a huge, lush, filled-with-extras salad. I looked down at my string cheese, apple, rice cakes and frozen burrito and felt like crying again. And we’re back to the deep-rooted emotional damage.
4) Since I’m broke and burning my bed, I’ll be needing a new one. Please let me know if you’re selling (for cheap)!
