Heidi Montag Thinks She’s Britney and Other News
-Heidi Montag “performed”at the Miss Universe pageant in what is almost an exact replica of Britney Spears’ costume choice for the 2000 VMAs. Except that Britney had a snake. Oh, and she was good.
- Lee Ann Rimes does the Hollywood marriage proud. Sigh.
- Alec Baldwin might run for office? I’d vote for the man who made it cool to wear a tux after 6. I mean what is he…a farmer??!! Come back 30 Rock…come back!!
- A freak hurricane wave struck a Maine beach, killing 2 wave watchers. My crushing fear of sharks has just been appropriately transferred to hurricanes.
- Convicted criminal Bernie Madoff won some rare sympathy points when the New York Post claimed the swindler was sickly and dying of cancer. That is not true according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons spokesperson. The world goes back to hating Bernie Madoff.
