Parents Lie and Other news
- A new study claims that nearly 80% of parents admit to lying to their children. Somewhere in the North Pole, Santa cries, then disappears. That’s what happens when you don’t believe kids!
- A recently posted Facebook poll asked members if President Obama should be assasinated. It has since been pulled from the site, although several hundred people voted before action was taken. Voting options were “yes,” “no,” “maybe,” “if he cuts my health care,” and “I’m a moron who doesn’t understand what’s appropriate on social networking sites and when the FBI finds me I’m gonna cry like a little girl.”
- Tufts University bans sex acts in dorm rooms while a roommate is present. As opposed to hastily making this policy, couldn’t they have just tried the old hang-something-on-the-doornob-outside rule? It’s tried and true at universities across the country! Well, so I hear.
- Leaving your cell phone on during a Broadway performance is really bad. Leaving it on during a Broadway performance with Wolverine and James Bond is really ultra bad. Amateur video leaked of the incident shows Hugh Jackman a second away from tearing his shirt off as he asks “You gonna get that?” to the offender, while Daniel Craig glares into the audience before adding his own two cents. Do I smell Tony Award?
