Falcon Sucks and Other News
I didn’t post much last week…and I’m going to go ahead and blame it on the Heene family. If for no other reason than they’re big fat liars who wasted my entire day on Thursday. Here’s an update on them and other random news:
- Falcon Heene really messed up when he answered the question “Why didn’t you come out when people were calling your name?” by turning to his dad and saying “We did this for a show.” (41sec in) Realizing his blunder, he projectile vomited on both Today show and Good Morning America interviews on Friday. And if that weren’t fun enough, his parents are now looking at felony charges, jail time, whopping fines, and getting their house egged from now until the end of time. And they all lived happily ever after.
-European astronomers announced they have found at least 32 new planets right outside our solar system. Pluto weeps.
-If you didn’t see this video of a baby in a stroller falling on to subway tracks, getting run over, and surviving with barely a scratch…you probably didn’t turn on the TV once last week.
-Meghan McCain gets into trouble for posting her boobs a candid pic on twitter. I feel her pain as that’s totally what I look like when I bum around the apartment in a tank top and sweatpants too. Haters.
