Tue
Feb
24
Megan Fox Single; Women Everywhere Feel Strong Sense of Panic
It’s official: Megan Fox and David Silver Brian Austen Green have called off their engagement. The breakup was mutual according to sources, but let’s be honest, she definitely left him. She’s hot, young, and borderline crazy in an attractive way. He’s a 90210 has-been, getting up there in age, and destined for Dancing With the Stars. Suuuure. The breakup was totally mutual.
So Megan Fox is hitting the town again…looking all exotic and Angelina Jolie-ish. That’s cool I guess.
On an unrelated but probably totally related note…has anyone seen my boyfriend?
