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Men* Like "New Moon" Too!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:15:22 -0500

*Well, at least one does.

A friend sent me this article, and I found it comforting to know that at least one dude out there isn’t pukey over the Twilight mania and the upcoming New Moon release. When I first heard of these books (and subsequent movies), I too dismissed them. I fancied myself too educated, too well-read, and too above these books to enjoy them. Then a friend forced the first chapter on me and it was over. I grudgingly joined the Twi-hards and became one of the annoying, screaming throng that will overwhelm movie theaters this weekend. And I’ve gotta admit, it’s pretty damn enjoyable.

The male perspective on the phenomenon (and some intersting soccer insight as well) here.

The red is like blood because they’re vampires. GET IT??!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:15:00 -0500

The red is like blood because they’re vampires. GET IT??!

I am jealous of whoever put this together. SO FUNNY - watch.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:58:37 -0500

I am jealous of whoever put this together. SO FUNNY - watch.

I haven’t posted in awhile…so this video is a nice...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:31:52 -0500

I haven’t posted in awhile…so this video is a nice way to come back. A dog greeting his owner back from Afghanistan…very sweet and touching. I usually say I like cats equally, but I just don’t see a cat giving anyone this kind of greeting.

This is what happens to little boys when they lie.

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:46:11 -0400

This is what happens to little boys when they lie.

Falcon Sucks and Other News

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:45:48 -0400

I didn’t post much last week…and I’m going to go ahead and blame it on the Heene family. If for no other reason than they’re big fat liars who wasted my entire day on Thursday. Here’s an update on them and other random news:

- Falcon Heene really messed up when he answered the question “Why didn’t you come out when people were calling your name?” by turning to his dad and saying “We did this for a show.” (41sec in) Realizing his blunder, he projectile vomited on both Today show and Good Morning America interviews on Friday. And if that weren’t fun enough, his parents are now looking at felony charges, jail time, whopping fines, and getting their house egged from now until the end of time. And they all lived happily ever after.

-European astronomers announced they have found at least 32 new planets right outside our solar system. Pluto weeps.

-If you didn’t see this video of a baby in a stroller falling on to subway tracks, getting run over, and surviving with barely a scratch…you probably didn’t turn on the TV once last week.

-Meghan McCain gets into trouble for posting ~~her boobs~~ a candid pic on twitter. I feel her pain as that’s totally what I look like when I bum around the apartment in a tank top and sweatpants too. Haters.

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Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:38:59 -0400

We Need Will Smith. Like RIGHT NOW.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:38:03 -0400

A bizarre halo cloud over Moscow gave many reason to believe that aliens were about to kill our asses last week. Millions saw the ominous cloud and many put up videos documenting it on youtube, sparking a frenzy of “Holy crap Independence Daywas RIGHT!” all over the internets.

Scientists are debunking the cloud as having any UFO affiliation…mainly because no one has been lasered to death yet.

“It’s a purely optical effect, even if a spectacular one. You can see really strange things if you watch the clouds regularly,” weather officials said. Yeah. Like ALIENS??!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/10/14/2009-10-14_halo_cloud_over_moscow_ufo_or_natural_beauty_.html

Swine Flu in German is HYSTERICAL.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:17:31 -0400

Swine Flu in German is HYSTERICAL.

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Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:19:37 -0400

Parents Lie and Other news

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:08:15 -0400

- A new study claims that nearly 80% of parents admit to lying to their children. Somewhere in the North Pole, Santa cries, then disappears. That’s what happens when you don’t believe kids!

- A recently posted Facebook poll asked members if President Obama should be assasinated. It has since been pulled from the site, although several hundred people voted before action was taken. Voting options were “yes,” “no,” “maybe,” “if he cuts my health care,” and “I’m a moron who doesn’t understand what’s appropriate on social networking sites and when the FBI finds me I’m gonna cry like a little girl.”

- Tufts University bans sex acts in dorm rooms while a roommate is present. As opposed to hastily making this policy, couldn’t they have just tried the old hang-something-on-the-doornob-outside rule? It’s tried and true at universities across the country! Well, so I hear.

- Leaving your cell phone on during a Broadway performance is really bad. Leaving it on during a Broadway performance with Wolverine and James Bond is really ultra bad. Amateur video leaked of the incident shows Hugh Jackman a second away from tearing his shirt off as he asks “You gonna get that?” to the offender, while Daniel Craig glares into the audience before adding his own two cents. Do I smell Tony Award?

I’m so happy to be marrying you that I just want to climb...

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:36:35 -0400

I’m so happy to be marrying you that I just want to climb away as quickly as possible.

Tips for Your Engagement Pics

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:35:21 -0400

It’s Wedding Season pretty much 24/7 these days…so with so many friends getting ready to tie the knot, why not give a few pointers on creating the perfect engagement photo? For more, click here.

Your love makes me want to sleep in the ocean.

You know what they say…big feet…wait a minute…is that the GIRL??

Give me a big push toward our depressing life together!

Gigantic crotch shot = happy marriage

“Plucking that chicken” is hard to say. Say it a...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:24:28 -0400

“Plucking that chicken” is hard to say. Say it a few times fast. Pluckingthatchickenpluckingthatchickenpluckingthatchicken. Now listen to this anchor man try to say it. I wonder if he can say “FCC fine”?

Aren’t babies the cutest?? Especially when they throw the...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:32:15 -0400

Aren’t babies the cutest?? Especially when they throw the foul ball you just caught back onto the field??? AWWWWWW. Can’t wait to have 10 just like her.

Too soon?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:18:29 -0400

Too soon?

Kanye Ruins People's Moments

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:18:15 -0400

Want to cut and paste your own image in so Kanye can visually ruin your moment? Visit here.

This was a video from the Surf Dog Surf competition a few days...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:22:44 -0400

This was a video from the Surf Dog Surf competition a few days ago. While I admit I laughed out loud watching a bulldog wipe out and a few other puppies try to hold their balance, I have a hard time believing these dogs enjoyed this.

Random Musings

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:09:00 -0400

I wish these random thoughts were mine - because some are actually pretty funny. Sadly, it was a nameless forward, so on second thought..they’re totally mine.

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Random Thoughts of the Day:

I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’twork? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boardsor FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clearyour computer history if you die.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, allI hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams upto prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road andinstinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t bea problem….

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you aregoing to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure.

When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioni ng something shehasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some lightinternet stalking.

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

I think that if, years down the road when I’m trying to have a kid, I find out that I’m sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday orSaturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

Looks harmless enough…

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:52:00 -0400

Looks harmless enough…